I am disappointed. I am disappointed like the mother of an insanely promising child would be if they came 99% into being the first person on Mars but just turned around and left. Visuals: The Batman is fantastically shot. You can pause each and every shot and it would be…

Paul Thomas Anderson is probably one of the biggest #smalldickenergy-s in the movie industry (pun intended). The amount of boredom and dirt he gets away with just by claiming to be an auteur is beyond me. He shot once, to the moon, with the movie “There Will Be Blood” and…

I don’t like Guillermo Del Toro. So my review may be biased. But I don’t even shoot for unbiased, objective opinions. You can read it on IMDB, Lettrboxd or Metacritic. Nightmare Alley is an insanely boring, unimaginative and stupid film. I rarely have such a killing desire to leave the…

Spider-Man: No Way Home is an awful, horrible film. An absolute cringe-fest. An abomination. Blasphemy. An insult to human intelligence. I think I just made enough people angry by saying that. People somehow tend to take film opinions too close to heart. The only thing people argue about more fiercely…

Don’t Look Up — or an Adam McKay movie I didn’t hate Adam McKay is a comedy director who reinvented himself in 2015 when he assembled a bombastic cast for The Big Short and got an Oscar nom with a slightly above average film. Next came The VICE which was…

Some horrible hair, an abundance of medieval #smalldickenergy, a woman who decided to do the unspeakable — tell the truth, constructed in 3 POVs and culminating in probably one of the best one-on-one fight sequences in cinema for the last decade. …

Loony Porn or the importance of staying open to the possibility of a delicious surprise I don’t like arthouse. If there’s someone who’s reading all of my reviews (I doubt it) they would get really, really, really annoyed right now as I think I’m overusing that expression by now. …

Electric YA adaptation of the genre Anger that’s kept inside, raw emotions that pour into dance, romance, darkness, unbreakable bonds that break, enemies turned into friends turned into lovers turned into enemies and then friends again.. WOAH! I don’t remember the last time I enjoyed an Indie film so much…

I consider SE’s first season one of the best things Netflix has done ever. It was magnificent. The second season was meh IMHO and the only good thing was Adam’s character development and Adam’s relationships with Ola & Eric. I hated all that Otis/Maeve drama and wasn’t a fan of…