I don’t like Guillermo Del Toro. So my review may be biased. But I don’t even shoot for unbiased, objective opinions. You can read it on IMDB, Lettrboxd or Metacritic.

Nightmare Alley is an insanely boring, unimaginative and stupid film. I rarely have such a killing desire to leave the…

Spider-Man: No Way Home is an awful, horrible film. An absolute cringe-fest. An abomination. Blasphemy. An insult to human intelligence.

I think I just made enough people angry by saying that. People somehow tend to take film opinions too close to heart. The only thing people argue about more fiercely…

Some horrible hair, an abundance of medieval #smalldickenergy, a woman who decided to do the unspeakable — tell the truth, constructed in 3 POVs and culminating in probably one of the best one-on-one fight sequences in cinema for the last decade. …

Loony Porn or the importance of staying open to the possibility of a delicious surprise

I don’t like arthouse. If there’s someone who’s reading all of my reviews (I doubt it) they would get really, really, really annoyed right now as I think I’m overusing that expression by now. …

Electric YA adaptation of the genre

Anger that’s kept inside, raw emotions that pour into dance, romance, darkness, unbreakable bonds that break, enemies turned into friends turned into lovers turned into enemies and then friends again.. WOAH!

I don’t remember the last time I enjoyed an Indie film so much…

I consider SE’s first season one of the best things Netflix has done ever. It was magnificent. The second season was meh IMHO and the only good thing was Adam’s character development and Adam’s relationships with Ola & Eric. I hated all that Otis/Maeve drama and wasn’t a fan of…

DUNE or the battle between art & entertainment continues…

I started writing movie reviews after The Arrival. Again by Denis Villeneuve, again Sci-Fi. I was so disappointed that I just couldn't hold back. It was a very long, detailed review. I don’t write those anymore.

If you’ve read any of…

Cruella or the 2021 moviewheel is accelerating 😎

When Cruella was announced with Emma Stone, I was like damnnnnn 2 years to go. Seemed so far. It was 2019. Now 2019 seems nostalgically far itself. I’m on the other end, looking back. Emma’s last movie came out in 2019 and…

Clubhouse, a voice only, iOS only, Testflight only, 5000 users only, invite-only social app launched in April 2020 and scored $100M valuation with $12M investment from Andreessen Horowitz that same month. Unprecedented. It had 600,000 users as of Jan 1st, 2021 and ~2.5M as of Jan 23rd, 2021(1M weekly active…

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Seen 2500+ Movies, Founder at oores Inc.

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