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lussvontrierinThe Ugly MonsterTÁR, or The Everlasting Struggle to Differentiate Art and ArtistCan we separate the art from the artist?4 min read·Dec 5, 2022----
lussvontrierinThe Ugly Monster‘Everything Everywhere All At Once’ is bonkers. Absolutely bonkers!What’s the definition of a masterpiece?2 min read·May 27, 2022--2--2
lussvontrierThe Batman: Bruce Wayne is a virgin?I am disappointed. I am disappointed like the mother of an insanely promising child would be if they came 99% into being the first person…5 min read·Mar 20, 2022--5--5
lussvontrierLicorice Pizza is Pedophilia RomanticizedPaul Thomas Anderson is probably one of the biggest #smalldickenergy-s in the movie industry (pun intended). The amount of boredom and dirt…3 min read·Feb 22, 2022--34--34
lussvontrierNightmare Alley is nightmarishly boringI don’t like Guillermo Del Toro. So my review may be biased. But I don’t even shoot for unbiased, objective opinions. You can read it on…2 min read·Jan 21, 2022--5--5
lussvontrierSpider-Man: No Way Home is a bad filmSpider-Man: No Way Home is an awful, horrible film. An absolute cringe-fest. An abomination. Blasphemy. An insult to human intelligence.5 min read·Dec 29, 2021--6--6
lussvontrierDon’t Look Up by Adam Mckay: Movie ReviewDon’t Look Up — or an Adam McKay movie I didn’t hate2 min read·Dec 26, 2021--1--1
lussvontrierThe Last Duel: Movie ReviewSome horrible hair, an abundance of medieval #smalldickenergy, a woman who decided to do the unspeakable — tell the truth, constructed in…3 min read·Nov 14, 2021----
lussvontrierBad Luck Banging or Loony Porn: ReviewLoony Porn or the importance of staying open to the possibility of a delicious surprise2 min read·Oct 9, 2021----